Thursday 6 September 2018

HENRY IN FRANCE, PART 2



THE VASTY FIELDS OF FRANCE


Tuesday 28th

On arrival in Dieppe I diverted us into town to get Euros from an ATM, which gave Ian the opportunity to enjoy the swing bridge in action, but also confused us about the Avenue Verte route. Still, we found it in the end, and at Arques-la-Bataille (the Bataille in question being 1944, when they were liberated by "Les Canadiens") joined the marvellous cycle path on an old railway track bed, which was level, well-surfaced, and wide, and took us all the way to Forges-les-Eaux, our evening destination, 55km from Dieppe. On the way we passed a terrific chateau at Mesnieres, but mostly it was just quiet Normandy countryside, along the valley of the Bethune. We met the young girl with huge panniers on the way, and learnt that she was heading for Gournay-en-Bray, which was another 27km further than us, a distance that seemed ambitious, particularly since she wasn’t going much faster than we were (but she had to get to Paris sooner than us). Around Dieppe the path was busy with pedestrians as well as cyclists, but quiet out in the country, just the occasional family picking blackberries. At Forges-les-Eaux, a rather unglamorous spa town, we found the Logis Restaurant-Hotel La Paix sooner than we expected, and found a family of British cyclists also staying there, who were just behind us on the road. We hadn’t spotted them on the boat, as their bikes had been on a car, which was their support vehicle (and was waiting for them when we arrived). They were taking an extra day to get to Paris, and going via Versailles. It turned out that the father was a runner, and he and Ian had been in the same race at one time. He had, however, run from London to Paris a few years ago, essentially seven marathons in seven days, which even Ian agrees is madness.

The bikes were nicely accommodated in a dry barn, with a door that locked, and we and the monoglot “patron” seemed to understand each other adequately. The restaurant was what you might call provincial in appearance, but the food was very sound. I had guinea fowl stuffed with pistachios, and a meringue glacee. And lots of bread. And a coke. And we shared a bottle of local cider. There was a church across the garden with a chiming clock, but I don’t remember hearing it in the night. The thunder, on the other hand, did wake me.


Wednesday 29th

The weather forecast had always been bad for this day, and it was our longest distance to travel, so I was apprehensive. It was still raining when we got up, but not much. A decent French breakfast, with the facility to make Earl Grey, so I was happy. When I went out and checked the weather after breakfast it was barely drizzling, and felt quite mild, so I packed my jacket in the pannier. Mistake. We bought chocolate and apples in the square to eat on the way, but by the time we reached the open road it was tipping with rain and feeling quite cold. We got soaked quite quickly and I thought at that point that it wasn’t worth putting a jacket on over a wet jersey, but I realised eventually I was wrong. When we got to Gournay-en-Bray, 27km of rolling countryside  further on, I was shivering uncontrollably, and so adopted jacket, full gloves and waterproof cap (under helmet). It was grey, cold and miserable, and neither of us could see properly because of water on our glasses. The route book had been in danger of disintegrating each time we consulted it; fortunately the signs kept on appearing. At Gournay we met the family again (having been inexplicably passed twice by their support car on the way) but then they went off a slightly different way. We got spectacularly lost in Gournay town centre in the rain, and faffed about grumpily. I had my first scare when, on a cycle-only path, I didn’t spot a van about to cross it at right angles on a lane, and then cycled over a chain which was meant to stop that happening. Anyway, no harm done.

After Gournay-en-Bray, we were in hillier country. St Germer-de-Fly had a lovely old abbey, with a gorgeous Romanesque apse, and a Perpendicular chapel tacked on to the end of that, all very picturesque (but it was still raining). I had to remove a glove to Instagram. We then met the valley of the Epte, which would have been fine had we stayed in it, but instead we climbed straight out, a long steady slog, which was the first real hill since England. In pleasant weather it would have been an agreeable challenge, but when you could feel the water pooling in your shoes it was less fun. Still, we managed, and were rewarded with clearing skies and some long views. We paused in a photogenic village and I was alarmed to find I wasn't getting a picture when I tried to Instagram, but then discovered that it was simply that the lens on the back of the phone was covered in rainwater. One spectacular descent, and then a drag into Gisors, which starts out unpromisingly (we thought it looked like a suburb of Plymouth) but turns out to be very charming. It was the border town between Normandy and France (a thousand years ago), and so has a big castle, with a very good example of motte and bailey form. Also a beautiful view of the decorative church of Ss Gervase and Protase, over the rooftops. We walked around the castle bailey and ate our apples. The rain had stopped. 

The next section was largely on ex-railway path, but away from villages. It all felt quite remote, and the path was full of crud washed down by the rain. It was there, somewhere near St-Clair-sur-l’Epte, that I had my puncture. Rear wheel, curses. Fortunately, Ian is quite good at these things, and I had brought spare tubes, so he simply changed the tube. Obviously it took a while, though. Blessedly the weather was pleasant by this stage. At Bray-et-Lu we left the path and took to the very quiet road for the run into Magny-en-Vexin, which swung along the side of a little valley in lovely late-afternoon sunshine. Again, finding our B&B turned out to be quite simple; it’s not a big town. Today’s ride was 100km, and we rode all day. It was about 6pm when we got there. 

Our host was very charming, (he'd texted details of how to get in, but I hadn't actually checked my phone) and welcomed us effusively. It was an eighteenth-century townhouse opening onto the pavement and had a little bike rack in the stairwell. The room was lovely. We had a sofa-bed and a double, but were too weary to bother with the sofa-bed. Instagrammed myself looking incoherent and Ian totally crashed out on the bed. We had a little walk around the stunningly attractive and unspoiled town. The church was open, and had an outstanding stone vaulted roof. We left a prayer for Helen at the shrine of Our Lady. Our host said there were several places to eat, but on a Wednesday we could only find one open, but fortunately this was the exceptional O’Billot. I cannot remember a better meal. Asparagus with jamon serrano and Parmesan; cote de veau; deconstructed lemon tart with orange sorbet. A bottle of chilled Cabardes rose. This was not provincial! This was highly sophisticated, and quite unexpected. Also quite reasonably priced. We walked back through the silent town to the B&B very satisfied. The only drawback to our room was that you heard lorries rattling over the cobbles every so often.


Thursday 30th

By this stage I had got used to a night full of dreams and feeling I hadn’t slept soundly, but I seemed rested. My legs were holding up all right as well. We had exquisite croissants (and marmalade) with Earl Grey for breakfast (and excellent bread and cheese). We enjoyed totally empty country roads for the first few km back onto the Avenue Verte at the amusingly named Wy-dit-Joli-Village (actually one of the less jolie villages we had passed through), but it was there that Ian got a puncture (front wheel). He had brought one spare tube, and changed it out. Other cyclists whooshed past, unselfconscious in full team lycra. With that it took us a couple of hours to do the 23km to Cergy, although there was a stiff climb on the way. Cergy is at the end of the suburban rail network, sitting in a relationship to Paris like Watford to London, so we felt pleased to have got there. After that, though, it became rather soul-destroying, as we passed a sign saying 30km to the centre of Paris, cycled for an hour and came upon another sign that said 30km to the centre of Paris (a few miles further on we found one that said 31km to Paris, but by this time we were past caring). In fact, it was further by the Avenue Verte, about another 57km in fact (from that first sign in Cergy).  We then added to that by making a massive error and wasting an hour’s riding. The route requires you to cross the Seine five times (as well as the Oise once, just before the confluence at Conflans) and we miscounted, and so got very confused.

We met our first huddled migrants at Conflans, and then a traveller encampment right on the route heading for St-Germain-en-Laye. Crossing the dark forest of St Germain on deserted forest tracks we felt very isolated, but when we came out onto a road there was a working girl, how very French! From St Germain the route took us through Maisons-Laffitte (saw no racehorses) and then round a great meander of the river. We cut off another meander by a shortcut instructed by the book (but not signposted) through Nanterre and Puteaux (twinned with Hackney!) it was there, coming over a hill, that we first caught sight of the Eiffel Tower and actually believed we would get there. Then it was along the river again, across again, and through the Bois de Boulogne to the Port de la Muette, and then down a cycle lane in the middle of Avenue Henri Martin and Avenue Georges Mandel to the Trocadero, where we entered traffic. It was on the approach to the Pont d’Iena, which actually leads to the Eiffel Tower, that Ian led me through an amber light, causing me to curse loudly and work harder than I had intended at that moment.

So, photos at the Eiffel Tower (and chocolate). Then back on the bikes to cycle to our hotel beside the Gare St-Lazare, taking in a hundred yards of the Champs-Elysees, just so I can say I’ve done it. The hotel receptionist was duly impressed (actually he looked rather surprised) and put the bikes in a stairwell (I nearly lost my bottles at this point, taking them off and putting them down, but he collected them up and they were waiting for me behind the desk). The Hotel Opera Deauville was a bit tatty, but did the job supremely well. Reception, friendly. Beds, comfortable. Shower, hot. Restaurant, across the road. Station, across the road. What more do you need?  We collected tickets from the station and quietly consumed boeuf bourguignon and Pelforth beer. We didn’t have the energy to celebrate wildly, and we needed to have our wits about us for the return journey in the morning. In any case, I was a bit weepy, and had been for much of the day, thinking of Helen, for whom we were doing all this, and who would have been enchanted by the idea of riding into Paris, like the Tour de France peloton.


Friday 31st

The journey home all went to (Ian's) plan. 9am train from Gare St-Lazare. Change at Rouen (carry bikes over stairs). Cycle from Dieppe station to 12.45 ferry. Another flat crossing, but on a boat full of families. Lunch on ferry (dodgy curry, eaten with enthusiasm). Slow exit from Newhaven port, alongside the grizzled old gent on the Galaxy, who turned out to live in Brighton and longed to get his wife to cycle in France with him. Train from Newhaven, change at Lewes (more stairs). Cycle home from Victoria, arriving back about 7pm. Ravenously hungry, and liable to fall asleep at any moment, but otherwise unharmed!
  


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